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Don't get any big ideas
They're not gonna happen
You'll go to hell
For what your dirty mind is thinking

I just found out that there was neighborhood opposition to a skate park in Dallas because they thought it would be too loud. This neighborhood is right next to a major freeway. SMFH.

I come to the Mastoverse to post some half-witted thing and end up with 11 new tabs. Ya'll are an interesting lot.

Say what you will about cycling bib shorts, but I just rode the mountain bike in normal clothes so a PR firm could shoot some social media video and now I'm very paranoid that my undies were showing.

It's time for my quarterly P&L report. (Pedaling and Loss.)

Instead of FT Dev Rel roles, do any tech platform companies sponsor indie devs working with their tech? I know plenty of people selling courses, I've seen YouTubers have their videos sponsored, but I haven't seen some indie dev fully sponsored by some tech company, like Instagram influencers or pro gravel bike racers are.

I am SUCH a better programmer with a real live pairing partner. They don't even have to say anything. But rubber ducks and LLM chats don't work the same.

Whenever I'm on a screen-share call with a non-technical person who scrolls a web page by actually grabbing the scrollbar with the mouse 🤯

There's been a single fruit fly flying around my desk for days now. A maddening mystery.