I am the most judgmental when I see a productivity hustle YouTuber type with only 1-3 fingers per hand. Especially when they're typing on a customized mechanical keyboard.

Then I feel guilty.

Then I decide to let myself feel judgmental. I need the win.

Someday they'll be one actually missing fingers, but I won't notice at first, then I will notice, and the added guilt will take a multi-day bender to alleviate.